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Let's schedule a sales engagement.

One email starts the process. There is no second step. There has never been a second step.

Talk to Sales

Click below and your email client will pre-fill a sales engagement request, including our standard payment terms.

  • Response time: somewhere between 20 minutes and never
  • Standard terms pre-filled, including the firstborn clause
  • No obligation, except the one you just emailed us
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Other ways to reach us

General enquiries

hello@designedbymonkeys.co.nz — read occasionally, replied to rarely

A monkey wearing a call-center headset, mid-shout, representing our support team
Support, live

Support

vps-support@designedbymonkeys.co.nz — see our Very Poor Support tier

Office

The Shed
Behind the Good Tree
Auckland 1010, New Zealand
(No walk-ins. The monkeys bite.)

A garden shed with a satellite dish on the roof and a hand-painted sign reading DevOoops HQ
Global HQ, Auckland Photography: authentic, unfortunately

Careers

We accept CVs, banana offerings, and interpretive dance auditions, in that order of preference.

SLA

What happens after you click "send".

1. Your email arrives

It lands in a shared inbox monitored by whichever monkey is nearest the router.

2. A monkey reads it

Eventually. Possibly upside down. Comprehension not guaranteed.

3. We invoice you

This step is not contingent on steps 1 or 2 actually happening.